Formula 1 is wank, and it’s not just because whoever has the fastest car wins. The entire sport is a farce. It’s all about engineering and technology, with the actual racing being nothing more than a sideshow. The drivers? They’re glorified passengers, sitting in a high-tech machine that’s more computer than car. The winner is predetermined not by skill or strategy, but by who has the biggest budget, the best engineers and you guessed it the fastest car. And let’s not forget the pit stops — those moments where the so-called "racing" comes to a complete halt while a team of technicians tinkers with the car. But here’s the kicker: the driver isn’t even in control! It’s all a simulation, basically a high-stakes video game where someone in the pit stop with a game controller is actually calling the shots. The drivers are nothing more than actors in a well-rehearsed performance. It’s a spectacle designed to look like a race, but in reality, it’s all about who has the fastest car. Whoever has the fastest car wins, and that’s the bottom line. Formula 1 is wank because it’s not about the thrill of racing, but about who can build the fastest toy. The true "drivers" are sitting in the pit stop, joystick in hand, while the "racer" merely sits in the cockpit watching Netflix. The entire sport is an illusion, a carefully crafted narrative that has nothing to do with the spirit of racing. It’s a billion-dollar industry where the only real competition is who can get the best engineering wankers to work for them.